Bear in a Bar

Bär in einer Bar

Bear in a Bar
So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."
The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.
This bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.
The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.
The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.
After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation.
"Even though this bear is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn’t been in many bars."
The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
The bear says, "What do I owe you?"
"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."

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